April Fool's - though I am the only fool

So every year I pull the same shit claiming the Plop is dead (though I did kill it once) and the only person I hurt is myself. Readership plummets and I have to fight to bring it back up to it's normal record breaking levels (I think last month we had more hits than the Toto Fan Club website).

Well we were out of town yesterday so we thought by doing our April Fool's joke and not really coming back til today we will have tricked people. Not that anyone really cares anyways. However, we are back in action so here we go...