The Plop is quitting it all to become a farmer

So since I got back from Seattle I have been too busy/lazy to go shopping so there is literally nothing to eat in my house. I am also too lazy to leave the house to get food so I pretty much will starve until I get time to go to the store. That being said, I could stand to lose 10 pounds or so, so this is not a terrible thing. Anyways, I was in my backyard this morning and noticed this bush we have that once in a while pours out a couple blackberries (?). Here are the fruits of my labor (well I water it once in a blue moon). This posting is so self indulgent but these damn berries were literally the best I have ever had. Organically grown with 100% Venice ghetto soil (dirt, cigarette butts, crack vials, angel dust, homeless people defication).