Observations from Gold's Gym Venice at 5 a.m.- Here we go again.

Haven't done one of these in a while...

Gold's Gym 4:45 a.m.

1) SO not cool that I was out last night until 1:30 celebrating a former colleague's birthday and I still woke up at 4:30 to go to the gym. Who's the asshole now?
2) Even less cooler that it was about 40 degrees when I left the house to run to the gym...in shorts and a short sleeve tee.
3) Really cool of you to hold the door for me upon entering the gym dude but I was 50 yards away from you. What are you super polite guy?
4) I am pretty damn enthralled/creeped out by the little bespectacled guy with the big buffed out/thuggish trainer/friend that just walk around the gym while the trainer shoves the little man from behind about every 5 steps. WEIRD.
5) Hey girl that used to obsessively hog/own spot number one on the elliptical machine...good to see you moved on to the treadmills but you still don't own the fucking place. Stop opening doors and hogging fans. It is Gold's Gym not OCD exercise girl with an apple bottom that wont go away's Gym.
6) Great to meet you today short stocky guy...not great to listen to you talk about everything and the kitchen sink for 45 minutes. I missed my cardio workout by being polite.
7) Why does the water coming out of the new water fountain taste sweet?
8) All that hoopla with signs and big smiles promoting "Gym Improvements for You" just to put in new rubber mats on the floor and partially paint the gym a vomit gold color?
9) Good looking people, still and never will, visit the gym before 9 a.m.