UM...NO...Unicycle Edition

If you ever see anyone driving one of these immediately push him/her over and kick the person in the nuts/bits.
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Obligatory Chuck Sheen Post

So Charlie is definitely BI-Winning! I have been saying this since the start of all this muckraking that Chuck is pulling off the biggest media heist since Joaquin Phoenix pathetically tried to get us to believe that his antics were real (did any of you REALLY buy that that documentary was real?) .

Plop's theory on this is Charlie got sick and frickin tired of playing the lamely dressed (fucking bowling shirts make me want to vomit) playboy uncle to a pre-post pubescent kid who is no longer cute nor funny and decided to make the whole world care about him again. He has everything he needs: family, money, bitches, fame. He is now going after what he wants: a new career. He wants to sell books, reality shows, chicken, anything...Who wouldn't watch him now? Who wouldn't want to be an observer in the Crazy show? I am first in line.

Having worked behind the scenes in the "game" I have come to view everything sceptically as a stunt including marriages, sexuality, relationships, kids, pets, sex tapes, arrests, etc. What amazes me is how people can believe Charlie has really "lost it" and doesn't know what he is doing. He knows exactly. "It is the drugs talking." "How sad." "Addiction is an ugly disease." BULLSHIT. Fame, power and greed are ugly diseases...Charlie just knows how to combine all these elements and mix them with a sprinkling of pornstars, a few nights of unadulterated mayhem and the desire for popular culture to ravenously consume every bit of gossip and scandal they can get their filthy fat hands on.

Charlie you are winning. I wish I could be invited over to win with you...even for just one night.

Party on Garth.
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